When you call someone a douchebag, what you’re literally saying to them is,
“You think you’re so great, but your existence is actually totally unnecessary and your main function is probably toxic. Also you shouldn’t be allowed near anyone’s genitalia.”
So congratulations, North Carolina. Last night, you struck a decisive blow for loneliness. And tonight, as you go to sleep beside your heterosexual life mate, you can rest assured that all across your great state, a gay man or lesbian woman is crying themselves to sleep in solitude and making your relationship stronger with each tear.
Going to be deleting this blog shortly. Too many toxic, negative, disrespectful people from my life know it and I’d rather have zero contact or means with any of them, and unfortunately Tumblr’s privacy settings are pretty much non-existent.
The people worth following will get a follow from the replacement.